Listen: it is not for me to judge how others decorate their homes. Especially since the ongoing incarceration measures have kept all of us apart for much longer than we would like. So, as Kylie Jenner revealed on her Instagram story yesterday, I will refrain from passing judgment on the horribly lifelike Kris Jenner wax figure that has inexplicably been welcomed into her home.

Yes, the figure looks so realistic that I am not entirely convinced that it is not Kris Jenner herself buried in a waxed tomb, as in the 2005 horror film Wax Museum. Yes, if I wandered downstairs for a midnight drink and saw the wax Kris guarding my drink, I would 100% immediately go into cardiac arrest. And I absolutely believe that Kylie should launch her wax Kris directly into the sun before she swallows the souls of the entire Kardashian-Jenner dynasty. But again: not for me to judge!

Inexplicably, the Kardashian-Jenner sisters all seemed desperate to desecrate the sanctity of their home with the presence of Wax Kris. Posting the figure on her Instagram story, Kylie said, "She's mine now. I don't want my sisters texting or calling me after this. She's mine " Kim, Courtney, Khloe, Kendall! It's too late for Kylie, but she can still get away with the soul-destroying outburst of Wax Chris!