Brad Pitt Dodges Three Exes at Golden Globe Awards

Brad Pitt Dodges Three Exes at Golden Globe Awards

If you've been on the Internet in the last 12 hours, you know that literally all of Hollywood was together at last night's Golden Globe Awards (opens in new tab). Among them were nominated (and won (open in new tab)!) for Once Upon a Time. ), including Brad Pitt (open in new tab), who was nominated (and won (open in new tab)! Hollywood. But the small problem is that he attended the awards ceremony with a whopping three exes: Jennifer Aniston, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Christina Applegate.

Now, anyone in Brad's position would find this scenario very stressful. I mean, imagine trying to get drunk and network with other colleagues while having to dodge three different people in one four-hour period. Or maybe he swapped bodies with Leonardo DiCaprio or did something like Freaky Friday?

I noticed he's been wearing dark sunglasses all night, and the only thing I can surmise is that they are full blackout shades so he can avoid any interaction.

Obviously, people were very up in arms about Brad and Jen being in the same room. People want them to get back together. I know that. That's normal.

But let's not forget that Brad and Gwyneth also had their matching hair moments.

As did he and Christina. The 80's energy in this pic is... Very nice.

The funniest thing about this is that Jen and Brad didn't even run into each other on the red carpet, but people made a big deal about it. That was news. We are all so eager for them to get back together that we (i.e., the Internet) would be pissed if they didn't happen to run into each other at an event with over 600 people. Everyone had to be content with watching and analyzing Jennifer Aniston's face (opens in new tab) during Brad's acceptance speech:

I mean, it's totally possible that Brad and his exes are getting along now. If so, I applaud them! But if it were me, I would be looking over my shoulder so much that I would throw my head back. Shudder!

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