Prince Harry had a secret Instagram account with a hilarious handle

It's shocking enough to imagine Prince Harry scrolling through Instagram and idly spending his few royal moments uploading photos of particularly eye-catching latte art, perhaps using a Valencia filter. Even more astonishing: Prince Harry has reportedly named his secret Instagram account after his favorite DJ, Deadmau5, and his Facebook alias, Spike Wells. Not at all embarrassing results Spike Mau5

According to Omid Scobie and Caroline Durand of Finding Freedom, a Sussex biography being serialized by The Times of London, Meghan Markle was at the Soho House in started following @SpikeyMau5 around the time they had their secret first date at Dean Street Townhouse. Her profile photo is a shot of Dead Mau5's mouse-eared helmet, and no one would have guessed she was actually following Harry.

What the Duchess' followers might have guessed is that she met someone during her trip to London; according to Scobie and Durand, Meghan posted on Instagram after their first date, a photo of a love heart with the words "Kiss Me" and " Lovehearts in #London," she shared the caption. Cute.

Back to Harry's secret online life: In May, news broke that Harry had updated his Facebook profile (open in new tab) under the name "Spike Wells" between 2008 and 2012 (according to the Times, Scotland Yard officers often referred to the prince as Spike). Harry/Spike listed his birthplace as Maun, Botswana, and his hobbies as "sports in general." He also posted a photo of himself with then-girlfriend Chelsea Davy. Who will leak Harry's Tumblr?