Hello everyone and welcome to the first presidential debate of 2020! So far (opens new tab), a fight over which presidential candidate is more "smart," (opens new tab) (opens new tab) lines, a fight over which presidential candidate is more "smart," (opens new tab) at least one creepy sex joke, (opens in new tab) and enough interruptions to have the beginnings of a migraine! Few of the issues we actually need to talk about, such as the ongoing pandemic (opens in new tab), structural racism (opens in new tab), and the Roe v. Wade trial (opens in new tab), have been addressed in a productive or even vaguely lucid way!

Chris Wallace tried to calm things down so that we could have some semblance of a real debate, but completely failed. (Open in new tab) Below are people's reactions, and spoiler alert: they need a drink just as much as you do.