Rizzo wants to settle a rumor.

The star, who hosted Saturday Night Live this past weekend, made it possible for all of us to discern what is true and what is false in his one-man show.

"While I'm here, I'd like to address a couple of rumors. Rumors," the singer said. I've heard a lot of gossip online that I'm dating a little white boy from Hollywood."

She continued, "I also heard rumors that I'm pregnant with Chris Evans' baby. I don't know where it all started. Maybe it was the TikTok that said 'I'm pregnant with Chris Evans' baby."

*cue laughter and applause*

"It's called a manifesto," Rizzo concluded.

"Yes, it is.

In her speech, Singer tried her best to break the record for the number of times she has said "bitch" on live TV, and she did so admirably.

She also gave us a bit more of a DNA breakdown than we were privy to in "Truth Hurts," in which she claimed to be "100% that bitch."

"Well, to be completely honest, it's really more like 50 percent that bitch, 10 percent boss bitch, and 40 percent flute-playing band geek bitch," she explained.

In other words, Rizzo is clearly adding comedian to her already multi-page resume, which, according to ICYMI, also includes TV producer and shapewear designer, and she's not planning to stop there. That's great for us. We can't wait to see what her next career move will be.