In head-scratching news today, Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly are going superfluous again.

The actress posted a series of photos on Instagram from her trip to Las Vegas for the Billboard Music Awards, writing, "Introvert in Vegas for 3 days during eclipse season ...... Crying in the shower all the time."

She captioned them: among the selfies, couple photos, and group photos she posted, Fox snuck in a screenshot of a text conversation with her stylist that completely redefines the meaning of "TMI."

She sent the stylist a video of herself in a sparkly blue jumpsuit, followed by the text, "This blue outfit was expensive because I just got my crotch pierced to have sex," and a shrug emoji.

Fox's stylist responded, "I hate you," with three laughs and a shout emoji, before following up with a reassuring, "I'll fix it."

I don't know what you all think, but it seems to me that poking holes was totally unnecessary. I mean, she could have taken off her clothes, right? I would like to sympathize with the "shoulder shrug pictogram".

Anyway, Fox and Fiancée (sort of like Fox & Friends, except that they are "fiancées.") We are talking about a couple who drink each other's blood and who could not have seen each other's faces when they first met her. So